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So who's me and why are you.. now.. there?

Me is Xenoman, here due to prompting.

Who are you?

Just said that.

Are we friends?

All good thigns start with friendship.

When and how did we meet?

In Sci-Fi, about a year and a half ago.

How have I affected you?

I don't think I've blushed so much in my life, due to the tauntings of everyone. You somehoe figure into that. Lousy threats I make...

What do you think of me?

Hidden strength. Lots of courage. Not very sensible shoes. Fun. Talented.

What's the fondest memory you have of me?

Falling back on a park bench, reeling.

How long do you think we will be friends?

I plan on having an argument with you in four years that will end any friendship we have. (What kind of a question is this, anyway?)

Do you love me?

Could be in the cards.

Do you have a crush on me?

You know, with the comments I've been recieving, I guess I must have... and perhaps not realised it.

Would you kiss me?

Mmm... sure.

Would you hug me?

Done that.

Physically, what stands out?

Your smile is quite expressive, y'know.

Emotionally, what stands out?

Independance of social norms. (You do what the hell you want.)

Do you wish I was cooler?

Well, not really. I hear you're kind of cold right now.

On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?

Plex?

Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

Splat! Because it irked you.

Am I lovable?

Definitely.

How long have you known me?

Don't know me yet!

Describe me in one word.

Unique.

What was your first impression?

"Someone else is wearing black?"

Do you still think that way about me now?

Well... uh... yes. Though now you wear black and make me smile.

What do you think my weakness is?

If you have one, you certainly don't let it keep you down for long.

Do you think I'll get married?

Possiblly!

What makes me happy?

Sweetness.

What makes me sad?

A dolphin with radioactive poisoning.

What reminds you of me?

Clay Aiken, for now.

If you could give me anything what would it be?

Protection from anything you wanted to be protected from.

How well do you know me?

Not NEARLY well enough yet.

When's the last time you saw me?

Last night, as you were turning the corner to walk down your street.

Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

Oh, hell yes.

Do you think I could kill someone?

If you had to, definitely. I think you have the capacity to care that deeply about someone that you'd go to lengths to protect them under dire circumstance.

Are you going to put this on your deviant journal and see what I say about you?

I did!

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xe•no•man (ZEE-no-munn)
noun

A stranger amid crowds.